ivanpahdrylakeracer:

keep seeing Temu ads on here so just to share cause idk if people are widely aware

arundolyn:

lady who picked up her laptop a minute ago gave me a little origami crow that was like a billion milligrams of dopamine directly into my brain

hawkeyedflame:

hawkeyedflame:

touching grass isn’t enough some of y'all need to drive out to the countryside and look at the stars

this post was aimed at the discourse-addled and terminally online, but i’m glad it’s reaching an audience of people who are just excited about stargazing in general

softpastelqueer:

crab-boy-official:

lets hear it for transgenderism and faggotry. can I get a round of applause for transgenderism and faggotry

allosauroid:

allosauroid:

Found the most forlorn looking lil guy on iNaturalist the other night

the lil guy in question

baylen:

hit-tab:

The elves:

localvoidcat:

localvoidcat:

i love when human characters fight in ways that are so so not human

big fan of characters bearing their teeth and digging their nails into things and biting and scratching and screaming. i think it’s good for the ecosystem

ace-catboy-ryuuzaki:

love writing. writing is awesome. it’s a shame that it involves writing though

dandelion-grl:

you’ve got to be jeff the kidding me

zarohk:

w4nderingdreamer:

homosexualasstransbian:

mellokhai:

porcupine-girl:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

thebelovedlion:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

theknightlywolfe:

findingfeather:

lemon-badgeress:

stele3:

pa-pa-plasma:

ajarofpickledtears:

birdsareblooming:

dacavendishtime:

birdsareblooming:

zarabithia:

utah-mountain-drifter:

jooshthepunished:

mr-system-of-a-downer:

trojanhorse8-2:

supreme-leader-stoat:

trojanhorse8-2:

bohemiandragoness:

whencartoonsruletheworld:

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

This is especially funny because they aren’t even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.

No they aren’t.

yes they are. because they are fluffye.

OK yes they are.

Dog

Dog

Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs

No, they are the same family. They are the same kingdom, phylum, order and family. They separate at the genus.

They’re a dog.

yeah they’re fluffye

theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?

checkmate athiests

fluffye

okay but they literally are dogs, for those who are confused

If foxes are dogs, then so are wolves, coyotes, dingoes, jackals, and several other extant and extinct species.

Behold! A dog.

of course it’s a dog you buffoon. it’s fluffye.

Why on earth would someone think “BUT IF THEY’RE DOGS SO AR -”

Like yes of course wolves are dogs, where have you been. Jackals are excellent doggies! So are coyotes. Why is this confusing.

I love that this is literally two completely different arguments running simultaneously.

That guy up there who said they’re not even fluffy was thinking of sharks

sharks are also dogs. ravenous water dogs, but still dogs

Sharks can NOT be dogs they are SMOOTH

Tags via @jenroses

Sharks are NOT smooth they are spikey scaly pointy

well, sharks are smooth if you pet them one way, they are spiky, pet the other.

Seals are also dogs. They’re fluffye in a smooth way

@derinthescarletpescatarian

@homosexualasstransbian is right! Sharks are smooth and rough. If you put a shirt on stomach, where you’re supposed to, it’s nice and smooth. But if you pet it the wrong way (on the back or in the wrong direction) it’s very rough.

The aquarium near me has a place where you can, pet, sharks and rays, names for a vicious, predatory monster (the Trust family) and containing a bunch of pet-able creatures!